i jUSt wANNA bE tHE giRl tHAt HE tRYz tO iMPRESS .. tHE gURl wH0 cAN mAKE hiM sMilE.. tHE gURl wH0z hANd fitz pERfECtlY iNt0 hiz.. Nd AB0VE All i wANNA bE tHE giRl HE cAN p0iNt oUt tO All hiz fREiNdz N sAY .. t H A t z H E R . . .
tHERE will AlwAYz bE tHAt {{ oNE sPECiAl b0i }}
. . . tHAt nO mAttER wAt HE d0ES tO yO0 ..
[[ o R . h 0 W . b A D . H E . h U R t z . y O 0 ]]
.. yO0 cAN [{ nEVER }] lEt hiM gO0 . . .
. . .?KiSSiNG iz A HABit
fUcKiNG iz A GAME ? . .
. . .?GUyz GEt All dA PlEAzURE
giRlz GEt All dA PAiN ? . .
. . .?tHA gUy sAys i lOVE yO0
yO0 bEliEVE itz tRU ? . .
. . .?bUt wHEN yO0R tUMMy stARtz t0 sWEll
HE sAYz dA HEll witcH yO0 ? . .
. . .?tEN MiNUtEz 0f PlEAsUR
NiNE M0NtHz 0f PAiN ? . .
. . .?tHREE dAYz iN A H0sPitAl
A bAbY witH oUt A NAyME? . .
. . .?tHE bAbY is A bAstARD
tHE M0tHER is A wH0RE ? . .
. . .?tHis NEVER w0UlDA HAPPENd
if dA RUBBER w0UlDNt HAVE t0RN ? . .
. . .?yO0 MAy tHiNK iMA ViRGiN
bUt tAkE A viRGiNz ADVicE ? . .
. . .?d0Nt bEc0ME A M0tHER
UNtil yO0 bEc0ME A wifE ? . .
yO0R tHE REAs0N i liVE. . tHE REAs0N i'D diE. . tHE REAs0N i sMilE -N- BREAk d0WN -N- cRY. . tHE REAs0N i KEEP G0iNG. .tHE REAs0N i fAll. . bUt witHoUt yO0 iN MAh lifE. . iM NUtHiNG At All
MiNd tREMbliN -EAR PiERciN-
NEcK bREAKiN ~ HiP sHAKiN ~
titE jEANz - biG 0l A$z -
fEllAz liNiN UP tA MAKE A PA$z
H0l UP b0iz N0t s00 fA$t
dA cR0Wd PARtz ~ dEREz MAh bAbY ~
HEz tHA oNE iM lUviN - lAtEly -
i G0t yA bACK . . .N0 MAttA tHA sitUAti0N. .
. . .All yOU ARE MAh giRlz..d0Nt NEEd N0 EXPlANAti0N *
if yO0 REAlly l0VE sUMtHiNG sEt it fREE, if it c0MEz bAc its y0ORz. if it d0EsNt, it wAs NEVER MeANt tO0 bE.
. . b . . is f0R H0W bEAUtifUl i AM
. . i . . is f0R H0W iNcREDiBlE i AM
. . t . . is f0R H0W t0UGH i AM
. . c . . is f0R H0W cUtE i AM
. . H . . is f0R H0W HARD iM gUNNA KicK yO0R A$z NEXt tiME yO0 cAll ME A bitcH!
sEXY sMilE.
.sPARKliN eYEz
bABE i G0t yO0 HYPN0tizEd.
.HAiR t0$zEN
jEWlERy dANGliN.
.i KN0 All yO0 GUyz tHiNK iM BANGiN
liKiN MAh liPz.
.sWiNGiN MAH HiPz
i KN0 All yO0 H0ttiEz wANNA tAstE tHis.
.d0Nt bREAK uR NEc l0OKiN @ MAh cURVEz
cUz yO0 cANt HAVE wAt yO0 d0Nt dEsiRVE.
tHE 0OlNy REAS0n i' d KiCK yO0 0Off mY bEd iS
. . .?t0O fUCK yO0 oON tHE fl0OR! ? . .
-hAHA.. tHAtS fUNNiE stUff !-
sUM gUyz sAy " sUcK it " ANd i sAy * s0RRy * i cHOKE oN sMAll 0BjEctz
i lOVE tHE wAy My fiNGERz (¯`v´¯) jU$t fAll iN tO yOURz
i lOVE hOW yOUR tA$tE still `v?amp;nbsp; liNGERz ON My lipz
AftER tHAt })i({ spECiAl GO0d NiGHt Ki$z, })i({ i lOVE hOW
wHENEvER i .·´ GO tO KAll sUM ONE i `? AUtOMAtiCAlly
diAl yOUR `? nUMbER, i lOVE hOW .·´ yOU lO0k At ME
witH (¯`v´¯) tHO$EGORGEOUs EyEz ANd tHEN yOU sMilE
tHAt `v?amp;nbsp; sWEEt sMilE.. ANd i kNO RiGHt tHERE tHAt
yOU Will AlWAyz bE MiNE.. (_.·´? i lOVE hOW yOU HUG
ME WitH tHE (¯`?_) iNtENtiON Of NEvER lEttiNG GO.. i
lOVE })i({ yOU MORE tHAN wORdz cOUld })i({ EvER sHOW
i SMilE..
.&. ACt liKE nOtHiNGS wRONG..
itS cAllEd pUttiNG tHiNGS ASidE..
. . . ANd bEiN StRONG.
bEiNG ~PERfECt~
MABEy .oKAy. witH
.*. bARbiE.*.
bUt ReMEMBER. . .
sHE ENDED uP witH kEN.
tHE MAN witH ..no.. diCK
iM t0tAlly c.R.A.z.i.E f0R yO0.
bUt i dONt eVEN -KN0W- yO0.
i [ [ l0VE ] ] yO0 MORE tHEN w0RDz cAN sH0W.
s0 N0w .&. $f 0 R E v E r$
REMEMbER it'S * tRUE *
My :HEARt: will AlwAyz bEl0NG t0 ~ yO0 ~
liKE .cHRistiNA. iM diRRtY
liKE *KElly* iM iNdEPENdENt
liKE $MiSSy$ iM w0RKiN it
liKE ~ j . l0 ~ iM REAl
liKE .NElly. iM H0t
liKE *AsHANti* iM R0cKiN wit yO0
liKE $AAliyAH$ i MiSS yO0
liKE ~ PiNk ~ i fEEl G0OD
liKE .bEy0NcE. iM iN l0VE
i wONdER if yO0vE G0ttA clUE. .tHAt iVE c0MPlEtEly
f
A
l
l
E
N. . .* fER yO0 *
* tRoUblEMAkEr-
-HEARtbREAkER *
* dReAMMAkEr-
-wisHtAkER *
* bReAtHtAkEr-
ME, MiSElf .&. i. .
..l0VEAblE..
..cUdlEAblE..
..sEXAblE..
..flEXiAblE..
iM jUSS
s00 d.A.M.N
iNcREDiAblE
l0VE is A NAMe
s.E.X is A GAME
s00 lEtz f0RGEt
tHE NAME .&.
PlAy tHA GAME.
dElici0Us liPz
dEVil stARE
i G0t All
dEM bYtcHEz
scREAMiN'
it AiNt fAiR
i wANNA tEll yO0. . .
~ My HEAdz fillED witH tHiNGz 2 sAy
bUt wHEN yO0R HERE ~
. . .?tH0sE w0RDz jUSS sliP aWAE
wHEN sHYt G0Es d0WN .&. siDEz R tAKEN yO0 fiNd 0Ut
wH0 wAs . . .?REAl ? . . .&. wH0 wAs . . .?fAKiN ? . .
i wAlk iNt0 tHA R00M. . . liK bA bA * bAM * All tHE b0iz st0P N stUddER . . .dA dA * dAMN *
tHE sAME olD sHYt tHAt bRiNGz ME d0WN
AN0tHER dAy iN tHis dRAMA t0WN
n0W i wAit All cUNfUzED
fEEliNG liKE iVE bEEN UsED
tRYiNG 2 fiND A bEttER wAy
t0 MAkE it tHRu tHis fUcKiN dAy
i c0UlD sEARcH dA wH0lE w0RlD
uNtil My lifE is tHRu
bUt i KN0 ill * N E V E R * fiND
sUMoNE As PERfEct As yO0.
liKE PiNK iMA GEt tHA - PARty stARtED -
liKE bRittNEy iM * 0VER PR0tEctED *
liKE jl0 iM . . .?REAl ? . .
liKE cHRistiNA i AM - bEAUtifUl -
liKE KElly iM * AMERicAz iD0l! *
liKE jESSicA iM . . .?iRREsistAblE ? . .
liKE MiSSy - iMA w0RK it -
liKE EVE iM * gUNNA bl0W uR MiND *
liKE AvANt . . .?wE MAKE G0OD lUv ? . .
liKE 50 cENt - cUM N giMME A HUG -
liKE b2K wE cAN GO * bUMP bUMP bUMP *
liKE UsHER . . .?yO0 G0t it bAd ? . .
liKE AAliyAN - uR lUVz A wUN iN A Milli0N -
liKE tYREsE sAYz * iMMA swEEt lADy *
liKE bEYoNcE . . .?iM d0WN 2 RidE t0 dA vERRy END ? . .
HAtE ME if yOU wANt, tAlk b0Ut ME if yO0 dARE, flAsH yO0R UGly lO0Kz .&. fliP uR NAPPy HAiR. .sMilE witH uR gAPPy tEEtH .&. R0ll uR yOUR uN - EVEN eYEz. sH0P iN My stORz. bUt wAit tHEy d0Nt cARRy y0UR HUGE sizE! cU$z witH yO0R diRtY M0UtH .&. sHAKE uR biG Ol' bUtt. PlEAsE d0Nt cRy wHEN fR0M tHE bAsKEtbAll tEAM yO0 GEt cUt! s00 P0iNt yO0R uNP0lisHED fiNGERs. . .&. yEll witH yO0R sHAKEy t0NE! PicK yO0R cRUstY N0sE ANd PiERcE yO0R eN0RM0Us EARz. . lAUGH liKE My c0UsiNs d0NKEy .&. cRy yO0R jEAl0Us tEARz! gRit yO0R yEll0W tEEtH wHEN i bEAt yO0 iN EVERy wAy! bUt liKE i sAiD bEf0RE if yO0 tAlk Ab0Ut ME, bitcH yO0 will PAy!
i tHiNK tHEy sH0UlD c0ME oUt witH A M0RE REAlistic bARbiE. . . tHEy sH0Uld c0ME oUt witH wHitE tRAsH bARbiE. . .yO0 KNo bARbiE iN HER lAtER yeARz tHAt HER cAREER is N0W 0VER. tHEy liVE iN tHE bARbiE M0bilE H0ME tHE dREAM tRAilER, tHE c0RVEttEz uP oN bl0cKz iN tHE fR0Nt yARD. KENz G0t A biG 0lD gUt. . n0W sittiN AR0UND itcHEN HiMsElf " wAtz f0R diNNER bARbiE ? " * bURP * sHED bE liKE " fiSH stiX . " fisH stiX. . . wAt itS oUR ANNiVERsARy AGAiN ? yO0 c0UlD HAVE All s0Rtz 0f ACCESS0RiEz witH it, yO0 c0UlD HAVE A lIl c0P cAR tHAt PUllz uP iN tHE M0Bil H0ME oNcE iN A wHilE cUz KEN G0t dRUNK ANd stARtED sUM sHit witH bARbiE, .&. tHEy lEAD hiM 0ff iN littlE KEN cUffz. HEz scREAMiN, " i KN0W yO0 slEPt witH G.i. j0E! ! i KN0W yO0 slEPt witH HiM! " AND sHE scREAMz bAcK, " d0Nt tAKE HiM, i l0VE hiM! ! "
lifE isNt MEAsUREd bY tHE bREAtHz wE tAkE. . .bUt bY tHE M0MENtz tHAt tAkE oUR bREAtH AwAy. . .
. . .?iM jEAl0Us 0f EVERy giRl ? . .
wH0 HAs eVER HUGGED yO0
. . .?bEcUz f0R tHAt oNE M0MENt ? . .
tHAt giRl HElD My ENtiRE w0RlD!
[ [ .bEHiND. . .eVERy. . .sMilE : ). . .liEz. . .A bR0KEN <3HEARt<3. ] ]
A G0OD fRiEND will bAil yO0 OUttA jAil. .bUt A bESt fRiEND will bE tHE oNE sittiN RiGHt NEXt t0 yO0 sAYiNG. . ." tHAt wAs AWSOME! " . . .
~ iM olNy ME ~
.tHAtz All i cAN bE.
[ [ .nO MORE N0 lESS. ] ]
~ d0Nt sEc0ND gUESS ~
.yO0 MAy N0t liKE ME.
[ [ .bUt tHAtz oKAy. ] ]
~ tHis is wH0 i AM ~
.ANd h0W ill stAY.
[ [ .s00 qUit. ] ]
~ HAtiN ! ~
fRiENdz ARE liKE wEDGiEs.
* tHEy KNo yO0R iNNER sElf *
.tHEy ARE $iNtiMAtlY$ cl0sE.
. . .?ANd it fEElz GREAt wHEN yO0 PicK oUt A G0OD oNE ?! ?! ?!
[ [ .giMME A KiSS. GiMME tHA w0RlD. ] ]
. . .?giMME uR HEARt -N- ill bE yO0R giRl ? . .
[ [ .giMME A sMilE. giMME yO0R tiME. ] ]
. . .?giMME yO0R l0VE -N- ill GiVE yO0 MiNE ? . .
EvEN tH0 iVE bEEN hURt i REMAiN
[ [ .s t R 0 N G. ] ]
ME HAvE rEGREts ?
.yA dEAd wR0NG.
cUz yO0 G0ttA
[ [ .tAKE cHANcEz. ] ]
.uR wH0lE lifE l0NG.
t0 MAh sUMoNE sPEsHiAl :
sUMb0Ody : is vERRy PR0UD 0f yO0.
sUMb0Ody : is tHiNKiNG 0f yO0.
sUMb0Ody : is cARiNG AB0Ut yO0.
sUMb0Ody : MiSSES yO0.
sUMb0Ody : wANts tO tAlk tO yO0.
sUMb0Ody : wANts tO bE witH yO0.
sUMb0Ody : H0PEz yO0 ARNt iN tR0UblE.
sUMb0Ody : is tHANKfUl f0R tHE sUPP0Rt yO0 HAVE PR0VidED.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 H0lD yO0R HANd.
sUMb0Ody : H0PEz EVERytHiNG tURNz oUt All RiGHt.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz yO0 t0 bE HAPPy.
sUMb0Ody : wiSHED yO0 l0VED tHEM.
sUMb0Ody : is cElEbRAtiNG yO0R sUCCESSES.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 GiVE yO0 A Gift.
sUMb0Ody : tHiNKz tHAt yO0 ARE A Gift.
sUMb0Ody : H0PEz yO0R N0t tO0 c0lD, oR t0O H0t.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 HUG yO0.
sUMb0Ody : AdMiREz yO0R stRENGtH.
sUMb0Ody : is tHiNKiNG 0f yO0 ANd sMiliNG.
sUMb0Ody : wANts t0 bE yO0R sH0UlDER tO cRy oN.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 G0 0Ut witH yO0 ANd hAVE Al0t 0f fUN.
sUMb0Ody : tHiNKs tHE w0RlD 0f yO0.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 PR0tEct yO0.
sUMb0Ody : w0UlD dEW NE tHiNG f0R yO0.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 bE f0RGiVEN bY yO0.
sUMb0Ody : is GRAtEfUl f0R yO0R f0RGivENESS.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 lAUGH witH yO0.
sUMb0Ody : REMEMbERz yO0 ANd wiSHES tHAt yO0 wERE tHERE.
sUMb0Ody : is PRAisiNG G0D f0R yO0.
sUMb0Ody : NEEDz t0 KN0w tHAt yO0R l0VE f0R tHEM is uNc0Nditi0NAl.
sUMb0Ody : vAlUEs yO0R AdVicE.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 tEll yO0 H0W MUcH tHEy cARE.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 sHARE tHEiR dREAMz witH yO0.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 H0lD yO0 iN tHEiR ARMz.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz yO0 t0 H0lD tHEM iN yO0R ARMz.
sUMb0Ody : tReAsUREs yO0R sPiRit.
sUMb0Ody : wiSHES tHEy c0UlD st0P tiME bcUz 0f yO0.
sUMb0Ody : PRAisEs g0D f0R yO0R fREiNDsHiP ANd l0VE.
sUMb0Ody : cANt wAit t0 cEE yO0.
sUMb0Ody : l0VEs yO0 f0R wH0 yO0 ARE.
sUMb0Ody : l0VEs tHE wAy yO0 MAkE tHEM fEEl.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz tO bE witH yO0. [ [ .f0REVER .&. eVER. ] ]
sUMb0Ody : wANtz yO0 t0 KNo tHEy ARE tHERE f0R yO0. [ [ .AlwAyz. ] ]
sUMb0Ody : is GlAD tHAt yO0R tHEiR fRiENd.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 bE yO0R fRiENd.
sUMb0Ody : stAYED uP All NiGHt tHiNKiNG AB0Ut yO0.
sUMb0Ody : is AliVE bEcAUsE 0f yO0.
sUMb0Ody : is wiSHiNG tHAt yO0 N0ticE tHEM.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 GEt t0 KNo yO0 bEttER.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz t0 bE NEAR yO0.
sUMb0Ody : MiSSES y0OR AdVicE AND GUiDANcE.
sUMb0Ody : HAs fAitH iN yO0. . . t. . .
sUMb0Ody : tRUStS yO0. . .Al0t.
sUMb0Ody : NEEDz yO0R sUPP0Rt.
sUMb0Ody : NEEDz yO0 t0 HAVE fAitH iN tHEM.
sUMb0Ody : NEEdz y0O t0 lEt tHEM bE yO0R fRiEND.
sUMb0Ody : HEARz A sONG tHAt REMiNDs tHEM 0f yO0.
sUMb0Ody : wANtz yO0 t0 bE witH tHEM f0ReVER, till tHE END 0f tHE w0RlD.
yO0 [ [ .liE. ] ] cUz yO0 dONt wANNA HURt HiM
yO0 [ [ .cRy. ] ] cUz yO0 d0Nt wANt HiM tO lEAVE yO0
yO0 [ [ .lAUGH. ] ] cUz y0O wANt hiM tO sMilE
y0O [ [ .tEAsE. ] ] cUz it KEEPz HiM cUMiNG bAc
y0O [ [ .KiSS. ] ] cUz yO0 tHiNk HEz sO H0tt
y0O [ [ .l0VE. ] ] cUz HEz All yO0 G0t
oNE tRUe - l0VE -
oNE fiRSt * KiSS *
oNE cRAziE -NiGHt-
oNE uNf0RGEtAblE * M0MENt *
oNE bR0KEN -HEARt-
oNE HEARt t0 * bREAK *
oNE bESt fRiEND
oNE fAKE fRiEND
oNE w0RSt -ENEMiE-
oNE * iNsPiRAti0N *
oNE -cHANcE-
oNE * l0VE *
oNE -lifE-
liVE it uP!
PREttY iN ~ PiNK ~
G0RGE0Us iN .GREEN.
i bE dA fiNESt GiRl yO0vE eVA sEEN.
PERfEct iN * PURPlE *
bEAUtifUl iN .blUE.
nO0 MAtA wAt ill AlwAyz bE tRUe
R0MANtic iN * RED *
wilD iN ~ wHitE ~
N0O MAttA tHE c0l0R, ill AlwAyz bE tYt ! !
yO0 sH0UlD bE My tHUG. . My tRu GANGstA gUY
. . .tHE oNE wH0 lO0Kz All tUff. . .
~ yEt w0Nt eVER MAkE ME cRy ~
.yO0 sH0UlD bE My bAbY. tHE oNE tHAt uNdERstANDz
.&. eVEN wHEN His b0Yz ARe tHeRE.
HEz liKE. .wANNA H0lD My HANd. ? ?
~ NEVER GiVE uP if yO0 still wANNA tRy ~
. NEVER wiPE yOUR tEARz if yOU still wANNA cRy .
[[ .NEVER sEttlE f0R tHE ANswER if yO0 still wANNA KNo. ]]
~ NEvER sAy yO0 dONt liKE hiM. . . if yO0 cANt lEt hiM GO ~
?00 MEMoRiEz ?00 j0KEz ?00 GREAt tiMEz ?00 sEcREtz
.oNE. ReAs0N * bEStfRiENdz *
. . .miSS stEPHANiE bURkARd n i
. . LifE . .
..H0PE
* tRUtH
. . .tRUStt
[[ .fAitH ] ]
pRidE :
..<3L0VE<3
lUSt * :.
..pAiN
..hAtE . . .
* liEz ..
gUiLt .*.
lAUGH [[.]]
. . .cRY ! ..
:: LiVE ::
*. diE .*
50 things that make yoo feel good..
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.
12. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla) (or strawberry)
13. A long distance phone call.
14. A bubble bath.
15. Giggling.
16. A good conversation.
17 The beach
18. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
19. Laughing at yourself.
20. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
21. Running through sprinklers.
22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
23. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
24. Laughing at an inside joke.
25. Friends.
26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
27. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
28. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
29. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
30. Playing with a new puppy.
31. Having someone play with your hair.
32. Sweet dreams.
33. Hot chocolate.
34. Road trips with friends.
35. Swinging on swings.
36. Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking your favorite drink.
37. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
38. Going to a really good concert.
39. Making eye contact with a cute stranger
40. Winning a really competitive game.
41. Making chocolate chip cookies.
42. Having your friends send you home-made cookies.
43. Spending time with close friends.
44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends.
45. Holding hands with someone you care about.
46. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change
47. Riding the best roller coasters over and over.
48. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a muchdesired present from you.
49. Watching the sunrise.
50. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
awh thats REALLY *sweet* isnt it?
well i guess ill talk to yOU All later!
...ROSES ARE *dEAd . . .
R0SES ARE dEAd
viOlEtS ARE tO0
iM still iN lOVE bUtt nOt witH yOU.
yOU tHOUGHt yOU hURt ME
& mAdE ME cRY..
bUt i wAS iN lOVE witH aNOtHER gUY
siMPlE bECAUSE yOU hAVE nO0 clASS
All yOU cAN dO0..
iS kiSS mAH ASS
yOU sit AROUNd
& tAlK yOUR sHit
sO0 fUCK yOU ..& yOUR liL ASS diCK
yOU tHOUGHt yOU lEfft ME
bUtt i lEft yOU
wHAt mAH mAN iS d0iNG yOU cANt dO0.
yOU tEll yOUR hOMMiEz yOU pLAYEd ME liKE A bitCH
& i tEll mY gURlS
yOU hAVE A liL diCK
& yOU cANt mAKE oUt w0RtH sHit
yOU sAid yOU lOVEd ME
bUtt it wASNt tRUE
gUESS wHAt mOtHA fUCKA
i pLAYEd yOU tO0..!
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